New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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