24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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