so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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