ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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