school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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