READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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