how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
