I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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