I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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