My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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