i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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