You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
high people should be assigned attendants
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize