Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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