you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
vagina is talking i cant
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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