physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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