dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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