i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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