I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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