Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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