do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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