Joe is yelling at the trees again.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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