I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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