Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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