we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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