just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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