Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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