id be glad to
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
