If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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