I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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