If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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