Porn is love you can see.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
As shirtless as possible
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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