I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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