Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Alive.
So much puke
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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