Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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