He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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