Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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