Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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