Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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