in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Drake has all the answers
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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