are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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