Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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