Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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