Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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