The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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