i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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