I'm really into asian looking animals
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Everything about him screamed your future.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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