Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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