I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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