Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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