This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Randomize
