a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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