I don't think brook has ever known best
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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