I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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