Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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