Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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