Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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