The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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